A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whiskey. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?
"The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging.""Hanging?" asked the cowboy, sipping his drink. "Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied."What the heck kind of a name is THAT?" the cowboy asked.
"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and brown paper shoes.""Sheesh, a nut case, for sure!" exclaimed the cowboy, taking another sip of his whiskey. "What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," said the bartender
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