My driving passion is a search for TRUTH. I have spent most of the last 40 years on this quest and am back living fully into it. I share here with you my discoveries, my attempt at journalism and research. Some of it you might not connect with, but if you are not too entranced by your life you will certainly be awakened and enlivened by some. Please enjoy.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Is This Really Satire?
Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
May 23, 2007 Issue 43•21 of the Onion
CHICAGO—In a surprising refutation of the conventional wisdom on opinion entitlement, a study conducted by the University of Chicago's School for Behavioral Science concluded that more than one-third of the U.S. population is neither entitled nor qualified to have opinions.
"On topics from evolution to the environment to gay marriage to immigration reform, we found that many of the opinions expressed were so off-base and ill-informed that they actually hurt society by being voiced," said chief researcher Professor Mark Fultz, who based the findings on hundreds of telephone, office, and dinner-party conversations compiled over a three-year period. "While people have long asserted that it takes all kinds, our research shows that American society currently has a drastic oversupply of the kinds who don't have any good or worthwhile thoughts whatsoever. We could actually do just fine without them."
In 2002, Fultz's team shook the academic world by conclusively proving the existence of both bad ideas during brainstorming and dumb questions during question-and-answer sessions.
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