Thursday, October 12, 2006

Buddha World!


Coming soon! Walt Disney, Microsoft, AT&T, Exxon and General Motors bring you.... BUDDHAWORLD

YES! An adventure for the entire enlightened family! Book now for our nonstop flights from Encino or Boca Raton to exotic KATMANDU, the mystical city of faith, mountains and BUDDHAWORLD!

IMAX theatres (with 70 ft screens) bring you the story of Gautama Siddartha, rebel with the cause of freeing all sentient beings from suffering! Witness as sheltered young Siddartha escapes the watch of his father's guards and witnesses death decay and suffering (with Dolby sound). Buy the Siddartha Tshirt and lunchbox.

WONDER at the actual site where the young Buddha was born for the last time, purchase lotus flowers and the 'Buddha is Born' video (also available on LaserDisc).

Stay at luxurious hotels near the temples! Swimming pools! Nightly dancing and Refuge Vows! Arrive a novice and leave a Tantrika (additional cost for this program, brought to you by The Home Dharma Shopping Network's 'Tantrika in a Week' Club).

Pat the belly of the 250 foot simulated-gold-covered smiling Buddha while a photographer records the moment (additional cost). Experience the thrilling ride through the realms on Karma Mountain - the World Fastest Tallest ride through the experience of sentient beings. See the spooky Hell Realm! Wonder at the Hungry Ghosts Realm! Witness the God Realm! Buy the KarmaMountain Interactive CD ROM!

Reserve now!



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(Written by Dan Diaz)

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