I'm involved in some very personal inner work right now, so I will give you this joke today. Enjoy.
A couple made a deal that which ever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary ... Mary ....
Is that you Fred ?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty all afternoon Supper-then sex till late at night, Sleep then start all over again.
Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.
Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Texas .
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